My first attempt at an interactive caption, heavily inspired by The shoe shop by Leslie, to celebrate my 50k views!
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to:
Welcome dear customer!
You may have heard stories about my little shop. Incredible stories about customers entering here only to come out changed forever. I bet the curiosity was just too much for you to handle, and you had no choice but to come here to check it out yourself.
Well, as you can see here I sell only women clothes, but don't worry, that won't be a problem in the slightest. You see, my articles are magical. Like, actually magical. Just pick the item you like, put it on, and your life will be flipped upside down!
Be careful though, for the magic won't change only your body, but your whole life will be drastically altered. Moreover you can pick only one item, and then there will be no going back for you. So choose wisely.
Here are the items currently available:
Sorry, I got something I have to take care of right now!
HEY YOU! GET YOUR HANDS OFF THOSE CLOTHES!
