<<Well, isn’t it kind of ironic?>>
<<Mmm…>>
<<I mean, maybe ironic isn’t the right word, but
it is pretty funny, right? It’s just like the old times. Before… you know…
before the Virus.>>
<<Mmm…>>
<<It’s so familiar and yet so alien. I’ve not
seen a urinal in months. It’s so strange to be back into the men’s bathroom.
And if it wasn’t for this overcrowded party maybe I would have never seen one
again.>>
<<Mmm…>>
<<It’s funny. No matter how much time has passed
since the transformation, I still tend to forget that with this body I handle
alcohol a lot worse. And that it is a lot harder to hold my pee too. Well,
desperate time call for desperate measures, right? And this is like a dive in
the past. It’s awkward, but kind of nostalgic, don't you think?>>
<<Oh for fucks sake Jenny! You haven’t changed in
the slightest from when you were a guy, did you? Even then you would never shut
your mouth when we went to the bathroom. How many times do I have to tell you
that I can’t do it if you keep talking? This is already pretty discomforting as
it is, there’s no need for you to make it even more awkward. Now please,
please, shut up just for a moment. I want this to be over as soon as possible
and get back to the party. I’m not nearly drunk enough yet to not feel uneasy
with those guys staring at us.>>
<<Okok… sorry. I was just trying to break the
tension. You know, you have not changed either. You’ve always been a
downer.>>
<<Holy shit shut up!>>
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