Their ideal girls

Based on a rp I did a short while ago, for all the singles out there :)

Richard ran at breathtaking speed towards his two best friend Joe and James, thrilled and excited. In his hands he was hold an old looking lamp, something that wouldn’t have looked out of place in some fantasy movie.

<<Guys! Guys! *Pant!* Wait!>>

<<What is it this time Rich? What’s the hurry all about?>>

<<*Anf!* Check this out! You’re not going to believe this!>>

<<What’s that?>>

<<Oh, fan-friggin-tastic, you found a lamp! Good job Richard!>>

<<Imma rub that conceited expression off your dumb face in a minute, idiot! This is an actual magical lamp! Like, this is some Aladdin shit right here!>>

<<Geez, dude, those are fairy tales. Emphasis on tales!>>

<<Man, you’re dumb. Why are we even friends again?>>

<<Fuck you guys! And to think that I wanted to share my wishes with you!>>

<<I’ll share my magical cake with you Rich, if that makes you feel better.>>

Joe then took the lamp out of Richard’s hands laughing, and rubbed it while rolling his eyes.

<<See? Nothing!>>

<<Wait for it…>>

*Poof!*

Suddenly the lamp started to shake, and a cloud of blue smoke came out of its spout, a cloud from which soon emerged what looked just like a genie from the fairytales.

<<Holy hell!>> shouted both Joe and James, while Richard looked at the genie all smug and satisfied.

<<Greetings masters! I’m Ebbaz the Amazing! At your service to grant your wishes!>>

<<See?! Shove your magic cake up your ass dumbass! Ahah!>>

<<Geez, man, no reason to get so angry now.>>

<<Holy fuck this is amazing!>>

<<I know right? We have the power now! We can ask whatever we want! Right genie?>>

<<Yes master, but I can only grant three wishes, and since you are three, that means you get one wish each!>>

<<What?! This is bullshit! All right guys, let’s not blow our chance! What should we ask for?>>

<<Well, I know I don’t want to spend another Valentine’s Day with you losers! So I wish I had a hot girlfriend!>>

<<Me too!>>

<<And me too!>>

<<Geez, way to be original guys.>>

<<Shut up! I got the lamp!>>

<<Well, I rubbed it!>>

<<GRANTED!>>

Suddenly the guys’ voices cracked, like their balls had never dropped. Confused they tried to clear their throats, but all that kept coming out of their mouth were only feminine voices.

<<Wh… What the…>>

<<Holy shit dude your hair! They’re growing!>>

The guys looked at each other in disbelief as they saw their buddies’ hair start to grow longer and longer cascading down their shoulders.

<<Fuck! It’s… shrinking!>>

<<My chest feels so weird!>>

<<Somebody help!>>

There was nothing the poor guys could do besides standing back and watching shocked as their bodies kept transforming. Richard brought his hands to his crotch, desperately trying to hold to what little was left of his dick, before it receded inside of his body, leaving only a slit where his male genitals used to be. Joe bent over slightly under the alien and unsettling weight of his new breasts, which kept growing on his chest becoming bigger and rounder. James shrieked in terror as he realized that he was getting shorter and frailer, and gasped when he felt his pelvis crack and his hips become larger giving him breathtaking curves. After what felt like an eternity the transformation was finally complete, and the three guys stood there paralyzed as they looked freaked out at their changed selves.

<<Your wishes have been granted masters! My duty has been fulfilled!>>

<<What the hell does this mean genie! Why are we chicks!>> said James pissed off, still unsettled by his new voice.

<<You all got what you asked for. As a genie I do my best to grant my master’s wishes in the most efficient way, and transforming you all was way easier than creating new partners for you from thin air.>>

Suddenly all three of them realized that they had actually transformed into the other’s ideal woman. Their legs started to feel weak as they all started to shake for the shock.

<<Well, now I shall go find a new master! Goodbye forever mortals!>>

<<W… Wait you can’t leave us like this!>>

But the genie had already disappeared inside of his lamp, which in turn vanished to reappear somewhere else in the world. The three new girls could do nothing but stand there inspecting their new bodies. As they looked at each other they realized that they were screwed for good, and they had no idea of what to do.

…

<<Smile girls!>>

Rachel, Yasmina and Jane boasted their best smiles as the photographer of the club took a pick of them.

<<Lovely! See you around girls!>>

<<Girls… it still sound so weird.>> said Rachel, pulling up her pink dress so her round breasts would not be too exposed.

<<Shut up idiot! This is all your fault!>> said Jane angered. She stumbled a bit in her high heels as she turned around towards the counter to take her drink. She was so nervous that she needed all the booze she could manage to drink in order to relax.

<<I told you a thousand times already! I’m sorry! How could I have known that it would have ended like this!>>

<<Come on guys… girls! There’s no reason to constantly bicker like that. This is not all that bad after all.>> chirped Yasmina looking at her rack. Her breasts were so big, and they looked even bigger in that black dress which really highlighted all her new curves. She knew it was maybe wrong to be enjoying herself that much, but she couldn’t help it. She was simply gorgeous!

<<I can’t stand your happy-go-lucky attitude Yasmina! How can you be that positive about this?!>>

<<Well, you will find out at your expense that guys prefer a happy and cheerful girl to a bitter bitch like you!>>

<<Yeah, guys… the worst part about this all is that nothing has really changed! We are still single on Valentine’s Day!>>

<<Well, it’s not as bad as if we were still guys. This singles party is pretty cool, and I bet that with our gorgeous new body it won’t be all that difficult to find ourselves three hunks to rock our night.>>

<<It still feels so unsettling. And to think that just a few hours ago I would have died to spend the night with a girl like you.>>

<<Well, it’s not really anyone’s fault if that wish turned us all into straight girls.>>

Special thanks to Yasmina and Nath for the inspiration :)